Experts are today insisting that Coronavirus cannot infect people who read NewsThump, and we’re happy saying that because apparently people will believe any old rubbish.
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37-year-old Simone Williams has cleared the shelves of Malteser and Galaxy easter eggs as part of her ‘stockpiling for Coronavirus’.
A man who spent the last three years repeatedly telling Remoaners that the Blitz spirit means the problems associated with Brexit will be absolutely fine, has this morning headed to Tesco and panic-bought 400 toilet rolls after reading a meme posted on Facebook.
The Coronavirus will not be an issue for much longer thanks to the cash-rich NHS, according to the government.
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