After long discussions and internal conflict amongst the dinosaur leadership, dinosaurs have finally settled on a plan to ‘learn to live with’ an asteroid that is on course to smash into earth, killing every living thing on the planet.
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Previously unknown French tennis player Novacques Chocoviche has been given a wild-card entry to the Australian Open after proving his vaccination status.
A man is finally able to visit his family in Australia, after buying himself some plane tickets and a nice new Slazenger tennis racquet.
A person has been discovered in the country who, staggeringly, doesn’t yet have Covid.
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