NHS under increasing pressure as homeworkers continue to overdose on biscuits
One of the unforeseen consequences of the coronavirus is the widespread addiction to biscuits, according to health officials today.
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US ban on large gatherings could force mass shooters to go door-to-door
America’s burgeoning mass-shooting industry could be an unforeseen casualty of the coronavirus due to a ban on gatherings large enough to be considered reasonable targets.
Supermarkets to impose a limit on mass gatherings of people taking pictures of empty toilet roll shelves
Tesco and Morrisons have become the first supermarkets in the UK to impose a limit on the number of people allowed to gather taking photos of empty shelves in an attempt to limit the spread of coronavirus.
Nation’s steadfast bellends solemnly promise to remain utterly vile during the coronavirus crisis
Katie Hopkins, Piers Morgan, CrossFit trainers, people with dogs in their twitter profile pictures and Audi drivers have all re-assured a frightened and confused country that, whatever happens, they can always count on them to be highly irritating arseholes.
