Although the government has brought in strict rules preventing people from going outside for a walk more than once per day, a Wokingham man has discovered a loophole where you can walk as often as you like if you tell the police when questioned that you were going to the off-licence.
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A woman’s parents have spoken of their delight at being able to criticise their daughter using free videoconferencing software.
Social distancing and quarantining risk causing damage to the economy to an extent ‘which is worse than the cure’, according to leading figures in the worship of Nurgle today.
Prince Charles has spent the morning licking as many surfaces as possible at Windsor Castle, after testing positive for Coronavirus.
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