Leak reveals number one donor to Tory party for last two years was Coronavirus
The biggest donor to the Tory party over the past two years has been the coronavirus, according to documents revealed in a new leak.
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Technology that allowed paralysed man to walk again is better late than never, insists Jesus
An amazing new technology, developed by really clever scientists in Switzerland, has allowed a man with a severed spinal cord to walk again, a somewhat belated miracle welcomed by the son of God.
Man running 30 minutes on treadmill without spitting, surprisingly unable to run 30 seconds on the road without spitting
A man who quite easily managed to run 30 full minutes on a treadmill at the gym without spitting, was surprisingly still unable to run 30 seconds on the road without spitting earlier it is revealed.
NHS waiting lists disappear overnight after government suddenly remembers the 40 new hospitals they built
Government plans to reduce NHS waiting lists have today been declared redundant after officials suddenly remembered the forty new hospitals they had built since Boris Johnson became Prime Minister.
