NHS reports massive rise in removing things from bored people’s arses
The NHS is starting to see the downside of locking down an entire nation of utterly bored perverts in houses full of sphincter-sized implements.
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Man stuck at home ‘very likely’ to die of alcohol poisoning before Coronavirus can get him
The way local man Simon Williams is going, the booze will get him a long time before Coronavirus does, it has emerged.
The NewsThump guide to sharing ‘amusing’ videos of yourself and other signs you’re having a nervous breakdown
Medical scientists with nothing better to do at the moment have revealed the five surest signs that lockdown is sending you over the edge.
Man really going to miss social distancing
A man has revealed that he’s going to miss social distancing when the coronavirus crisis has passed.
