After criticism from medical doctors across the world for suggesting that putting disinfectant inside the human body could potentially help in the fight against COVID-19, Donald Trump has insisted he’s been injecting it for years without any side effects.
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Americans who plan on injecting bleach into their bodies must remember to take appropriate safety precautions, President Trump has clarified today.
Well-known bleach manufacturer Domestos has this morning explained that it has no intention of looking a gift horse in the mouth and will be launching bleach smoothies for Donald Trump supporters later today.
When lockdown ends the people of the UK will emerge blinking into the light knowing who won every single Sports Personality of the Year since 1954.
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