As a host of celebrities line up to deliver online lessons to UK schoolchildren, the BBC has insisted that Nigel Farage needs to be involved to ensure all perspectives are represented.
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The man in charge of Coronavirus has realised that the lead character of Boris Johnson has been hopelessly miscast.
The Tories are to save themselves a bit of time at the next election by giving voters the opportunity not only to elect the party again, but also to declare that they are happy not to be resuscitated in the event of any future pandemic.
As national unity turns to a mood of recrimination, Downing Street has managed to score a great PR coup by announcing that it had saved thousands of lives by getting Boris Johnson to have a nap instead of bumbling into COBRA meetings and bollocking-up pandemic planning.
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