After news that 99-year-old Captain Tom Morgan has raised £15m for the NHS by walking around his garden, Boris Johnson has pledged to recruit 24 99-year-old men just like him every week to make up the shortfall in funding.
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A man who desperately misses the environment of his local boozer is turning his home into a place totally lacking in comfort or cleanliness.
The government is under increasing pressure from all sides to immediately lift lockdown restrictions after Ed Sheeran revealed he is using the time to pen a new album.
After Captain Tom Moore wowed the nation by raising over 14 million pounds for the NHS, very large donations are being made to a new fundraiser which was set up by NHS workers themselves – Health Secretary Matt Hancock will run 800 metres along Brighton’s iconic 525-metre-long pier.
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