Nigel Farage has insisted he is a ‘key worker’, after flouting lockdown rules to travel over 100 miles to film a video, an argument no-one is disputing given his sterling record of causing right-wing parties to lose elections.
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Matt Hancock has proudly announced that there is currently more capacity in care homes than there has been in a generation.
Medical staff at North Korea’s only hospital are avoiding telling the Beloved Dictator that he has been dead for almost three days, according to reports this morning.
Experts have today announced that the current rate of infection for people posting their ten favourite albums on Facebook has now finally fallen to below 1 for the first time in three weeks.
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