In an attempt to refute accusations that its guidance on moving out of lockdown was a confusing meaningless waffle, the government put out a statement saying in no uncertain terms that people should, like, behave properly and stuff.
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As of this week, the carbon-based units of production will begin to reintegrate with the economic network in order to allow it to function at a more efficient rate.
The British public is now even more confused about lockdown than it was about Labour’s stance on Brexit.
Stay alert, and be prepared to dodge that virus, the Boris Johnson has today confirmed.
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