Michael Gove to wear gimp mask to supermarket and other enclosed areas
Gimp Michael Gove finally has an excuse to wear his rubber mask down the shops.
View article >Health
Coronavirus agrees not to infect anyone while nation tries to clarify what government is advising them to do
In the interests of having a ‘fair fight’, the coronavirus has agreed not to infect anyone while the nation tries to figure out what advice they are being given by the government.
Britain horrified after all restrictions on exercise lifted
Lifting the lockdown and getting the country back to work is all very well but let’s not be too hasty about this ‘exercising’ thing, Britain has told the government this morning.
Woman decides to stay in lockdown for a few more months after cutting her own hair
Despite the government easing lockdown restrictions today, local woman Simone Williams will be staying indoors ‘for months’ after cutting her own hair.
