The Premier League’s controversial ‘Project Restart’ plan took a heavy blow today, after several clubs claimed that the plan to resume the league in front of empty stadiums would give Manchester City an unfair advantage, given how used to it they are.
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Justice Department has confirmed Judges should wear their respirators at all times during the current outbreak of disease because you know what the common citizens are like, according to reports this morning.
All the UK’s kids who are not old enough to properly understand washing your hands properly are to be thrown together in an attempt to stop the spread of a deadly killer disease spread primarily by responsible adults not being able to wash their hands properly.
Gimp Michael Gove finally has an excuse to wear his rubber mask down the shops.
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