Durdle Door applies for French citizenship
A section of Dorset’s Jurassic Coast is planning to go and live across the Channel due to the appalling way it’s been treated by Brits.
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Man tweeting #AllLivesMatter also advocates risking vulnerable people dying from Covid-19 to get economy going again
A man who is busy Tweeting #AllLivesMatter whenever he sees the #BlackLivesMatter hashtag was busy last week insisting we need to reopen the economy even if it means risking the lives of the more vulnerable in our society.
Ban on having sex with people from other households suggested by Carrie Symonds when Boris wasn’t looking
New lockdown guidance which came into force yesterday and restricts individuals from different households sleeping together was suggested by the Prime Minister’s fiancée, it has emerged.
People bored of lockdown flock to IKEA to make staying at home seem less shit
Thousands of people have been coping with the stresses and strains of lockdown by replacing them with the stresses and strains of going to Ikea.
