Dominic Cummings’ family has claimed they did ‘what any decent property developers would do’ when constructing a cottage on their property without planning permission.
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Two exiled Jedi Knights are taking advantage of new government rules and will be spending the night at each other’s remote planets.
Zoo animals across the UK have expressed delight that humans will be able to come and see them locked in their cages, admitting that the last few months must have ‘been awful for them’.
A man who hasn’t been able to see more than three members of his extended family in his garden for almost three months, is delighted to hear than they can all get together at Thorpe Park from the end of the month.
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