Government to fit all empty stables with barn doors after horses cause havoc
A build-up of horses on the M25 this morning has prompted the government to take swift action regarding the retrospective fitting of barn doors to stables.
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Errand boys should wear face masks in shops, confirms Boris Johnson
The Prime Minister has made clear that your errand boy should probably wear a mask when conducting his shopping duties.
Coronavirus agrees to stay out of shops until 24th July
In the interests of having a ‘fair fight’, the coronavirus has agreed not to infect anyone while they are out shopping until the nation starts wearing masks in shops on the 24th July.
Britain currently more worried about flying ants than catching coronavirus
Britain has issued a critical flying ant warning, whilst most people have apparently downgraded the risk of catching Covid-19 to ‘meh’.
