Schrödinger’s young person simultaneously expected to be out working in retail and hospitality while also staying home
Britain’s young people must go to work, but they are wrong to be doing that, according to reports today.
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Man having BBQ for dozen friends this weekend just going to release a couple of grouse into his garden
A man who had planned to hold a barbecue for a dozen friends this weekend will go ahead after managing to secure a couple of grouse to release into his garden.
Our disgusting sticky tables catch and trap coronavirus safely, insists Wetherspoons boss
Wetherspoons boss Tim Martin has insisted that it’s almost impossible for coronavirus particles to spread in his pubs simply because every single surface is horrifically sticky.
Merseyside now added to COVID watch list, with Birmingham, and Bolton, and Newcastle, and… oh f*ck it everywhere
The government has added the whole of Merseyside to the COVID watch list today due to a rise in infection rates, along with Birmingham, and Bolton, and Newcastle, and Leicester, and Manche….oh fuck it everywhere in the pissing country, it is revealed.
