With more and more of the country subject to local lockdown restrictions the government is deploying spherical, bubble-like ‘Rovers’ to ensure nobody leaves their towns and villages.
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A Basingstoke pub has today hired all of its regulars on zero-hours contracts so that it can continue to provide them with ‘canteen services’ after 10pm, much like the bars in the Houses of Parliament.
Local hobbit Bilbo Baggins has told magistrates that the party in his home last week was ‘completely unexpected’ and not his fault, according to court reports.
With the number of permitted wedding guests slashed from 30 to 15, couples have some tough choices to make. Some tougher than others.
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