A woman who has spent most of her adult life arguing strenuously against the barbaric idea of capital punishment has today made herself comfortable with the idea that Donald Trump deserves to die of Covid-19.
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President Donald Trump has this afternoon destroyed a West Wing office after learning that those under COVID-19 quarantine rules can’t go out and play golf as much as they normally do.
Covid-19 has spoken out at its shock at the number of ‘get well soon’ cards it has received after it was confirmed the virus was currently fighting for survival inside Donald Trump.
President Trump’s butler is serving up the bleach this evening after the President tested positive for Covid-19.
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