A humanoid history teacher in the year 2120 has spent the morning telling its class about the great lockdown of 2020, and how the economic cost has been proven to be a complete waste of resources because everyone saved is now dead anyway.
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In an attempt to clear up all the confusion about who’s in which Covid tier, the government has decided to allocate alert levels on an individual basis to each of the nation’s 70 million residents.
The Severn Bridge and the Second Severn Crossing have been blown up by the Welsh government to prevent people travelling to the country from coronavirus hotspots in England.
Prime Minister Boris Fucking Johnson is said to be urgently trying to book a holiday that will see him safely hidden away somewhere sunny as the looming Covid crisis peaks in the coming weeks.
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