Boris Johnson self-isolating to protect other people from Boris Johnson
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has been ordered to self-isolate in order to protect other people from Boris Johnson.
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Sixteen dead of novichok poisoning after ‘hugely successful’ Russian covid vaccine trial
Sixteen opposition politicians in Russia are guaranteed never to catch Corobavirus after an experimental vaccine killed them stone dead, according to reports.
Students offered virus distribution contract
The Conservative Party have offered the lucrative coronavirus distribution contract to the UK student population.
Guinness recalls cans of non-alcoholic stout because, what’s the point?
Guinness is recalling all cans of its non-alcoholic stout today because there is absolutely no point in drinking it.
