UK-approved Covid vaccine inspires historic levels of tedium from conspiracy theorists
Your local conspiracy theorist is having a whale of a time today.
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Roast Chicken flavoured crisps count as substantial meal but Cheese & Onion do not, confirms government
Crisps count as a meal, but only if they are flavoured as such, the government has today confirmed.
Christmas decorations to stay up until everyone vaccinated
People have decided that it will now be Christmas until the ‘new normal’ fucks back off to where it came from.
Tins of Quality Street to be invisible to the naked eye by 2025
Tins of Quality Street are getting smaller so fast they will be invisible to the naked eye ‘within the decade’, scientists have confirmed.
