Health

90 deaths per month would only be an issue if our ‘fit for work’ assessments were carried out by Jeremy Kyle, insists DWP

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The Department for Work and Pensions has defended the latest figures which have shown 90 people a month die after being declared ‘fit for work’, insisting this would only be a problem if the assessments were carried out by Jeremy Kyle.

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Man wondering if he can talk about Fight Club yet

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51-year-old Simon Williams is wondering if he can talk about Fight Club yet, we can confirm.

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Nation having less sex than ever pleads with broadcasters for fewer images of Nigel Farage

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Brits across the nation have pleaded with broadcasters and news organisations to stop putting pictures on Nigel Farage on the television and in their newspapers.

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Winterfell Starbucks introduces Giants Milk Latte

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Giant’s Milk Chai Latte is the latest addition to the range at Winterfell Starbucks, to help keep you warm through the endless winter.

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Anti-vaxxers delighted that the thousands of dead unvaccinated kids were probably autism-free

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Anti-vaccination activists were left delighted today after it was revealed that the thousands of children who have died as a result of preventable diseases were probably autism-free at the time.

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Everyone having nightmares about milk ducts

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An image of human milk ducts has gone viral and now nobody will sleep soundly ever again.

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Measles is on the rise, but should you get your child vaccinated? Take this interactive test to find out!

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With news that measles is on the rise again, and that millions of children are missing their vaccinations, we ask, ‘should YOU get your child vaccinated?’

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Anti-vax bellends somehow worried about creating children as amazing as Greta Thunberg

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Anti-vax arseholes responsible for the coming measles pandemic are of the opinion that large scale infant mortality problems are better than creating a generation of highly-intelligent autistic children capable of understanding basic science.

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Man determined to challenge hypothesis that ‘Man can not live on Easter Eggs alone’

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Despite it being three full days since Easter, Simon Williams has still yet to eat anything other than Easter eggs.

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Duchess of Sussex sent home from maternity ward because all the beds are full and she’s barely even dilated

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Meghan and the Duke of Sussex travelled to the hospital on Wednesday morning but were sent home again and told to come back in a few hours, as Meghan wasn’t ‘far enough along yet’.

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