
Half-term update – Indoor waterparks now 80% spit and urine
It has been revealed today that indoor water parks are now 72% spit, 15% snot and 8% urine as half-term finally comes to an end across England.
View article >It has been revealed today that indoor water parks are now 72% spit, 15% snot and 8% urine as half-term finally comes to an end across England.
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