Health

Quarantine chaos as Brits returning from Benidorm unaware they went abroad

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The Foreign Office has been left scrambling to print maps of Spain and highlight the location of Costa Blanca’s famous seaside town as many regular visitors to Benidorm swore they would never set foot in a horrible foreign country where they don’t serve egg and chips.

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Brave free-thinker sticks it to the man by tucking facemask under his chin once inside supermarket

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A brave free-thinker has really stuck it the man this afternoon by tucking his facemask under his chin the moment he gained access to the supermarket to do his weekly shop.

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Eight dead as anti-facemask campaigners suffocate during weekly shop at Tesco

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Tragedy has struck the Slough branch of Tesco after eight anti-facemask campaigners were finally proven right by suffocating to death after being forced to wear a facemask while doing their weekly shop.

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Return to work to help the country, say MPs not returning to work to help the country until September

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The government has urged the nation to continue to return to the workplace again this week to help to fight the on-going economic and health crisis the country faces due to the coronavirus pandemic, just as they head off for several weeks of holiday until September.

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Woman with no kids will miss curling up on sofa to enjoy ‘PE with Joe’

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Basingstoke resident Amanda Williams has insisted she will miss taking 30 minutes out for herself each morning to enjoy watching Joe Wicks workout live on YouTube.

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Should YOU wear a mask to the shops? Take our interactive test to find out!

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As new rules come in to force last this week, whereby customers will be asked to wear masks while shopping, we ask, should YOU wear a mask?

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Donald Trump warns his handling of US pandemic will ‘get worse before it gets better’

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President Donald Trump has warned today that his dismal and somewhat erratic handling of the current pandemic in the US is likely to get worse before it gets better, at least until November anyway.

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‘Laughter is the best medicine’ explains Boris, ‘which is why our Covid strategy is a joke’

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Actual Prime Minister Boris Johnson has finally given a reason why his Government’s response to the COVID-19 pandemic has been such a joke.

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Eloquent anti-maskers make completely valid analogy between Kristallnacht and being asked to cover their mouths in Tescos

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Reasonable people on a number of social networks have circulated several poignant and measured arguments highlighting the ways in which initiatives asking them to wear a mask were eerily similar to Nazi legislation early stages of the Holocaust.

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Vegan cyclist CrossFit enthusiast confirmed as harbinger of Armageddon

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It has been confirmed that a vegan cyclist CrossFit enthusiast is a harbinger of Armageddon and a sure sign that the end will soon be upon us.

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