Man disappointed not to get a sticker and a lollipop with his vaccine
Local man Simon Williams got jabbed in the shoulder this morning and didn’t even get a lollipop for being brave.
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Anti-masker heading into surgery insists doctors free their faces and ‘remove their muzzles’
Ardent anti-mask campaigner Simon Williams has demanded the surgeon carrying out his thoracic surgery ‘free his face’ and stop being a sheeple today.
Amazon launch new portable bathroom range for busy employees
Stung by criticism about staff having to relieve themselves into bottles as they don’t get enough time off to even visit a lavatory, Amazon has released a new own-brand range of portable bathroom utensils to help workers ‘on the job whilst on the job’.
Boris Johnson to mark anniversary of lockdown by skipping Cobra meeting and shaking hands with Covid patients in ICU
Prime Minister Boris Johnson has confirmed that he will mark the first anniversary of lockdown in the traditional fashion by failing to attend a crucial Cobra meeting and then visiting a local hospital to shake hands with Covid patients in intensive care.
