UK marks one year and two weeks since first coronavirus lockdown should have started
The UK is to mark one year and two weeks, maybe three, since the first coronavirus lockdown should have started today.
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Scientists reconsider status of crows as ‘smartest animal’ following evidence they share antivax memes
Scientists have today begun to reevaluate the position of crows as ‘nature’s smartest animal’ after a number were witnessed sharing anti-vax memes in the wild.
Carveries start putting food under the lights in preparation for reopening next month
Britain’s carveries have started putting lovely, fresh-cooked meat and vegetables under the lights so they’ll be good and solid when they re-open in a months’ time.
Side-effects in 0.0002% prove vaccine is ‘deadly’ claims moron who insists virus that kills 0.5% is ‘nothing to worry about’
After further EU countries suspended the use of the AstraZeneca vaccine following reports of blood clots affecting fewer than 40 of the 17 million recipients, idiots who don’t understand how numbers work have been quick to condemn the jab.
