
White Witch curses Britain to ‘always winter and never the end of lockdown’
As snow falls over Britain today, the White Witch has claimed responsibility for covering the land in endless winter.
View article >As snow falls over Britain today, the White Witch has claimed responsibility for covering the land in endless winter.
View article >Speaking at the latest government press briefing, public health supremo Professor Chis Whitty warned that society will just have to come to terms with the Tory Party, as it will be with us for many years to come.
Wetherspoons has revealed today that so-called vaccine passport requirements to enter their establishments will be limited to a nice crisp £10 note and a toothless grin when pubs finally reopen next week.
Facebook user Simon Williams is today bemoaning vaccine passports as a huge affront to his right to privacy and is using his Facebook profile where everything is set to ‘public’ to do it.
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