Not smiling, ignoring people, pushing in and generally being rude is to remain compulsory on London transport it has been announced today, along with still wearing masks.
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The Government has announced that the responsibility for both devising new preventative Covid measures and seeing that they are enforced will now lie with local communities.
The nation’s businesses are preparing to get by with skeleton staff on Monday, after experts predicted up to 50 million positive lateral flow tests could see people forced to stay at home, probably in bed, following the European Championships final.
A man has spent the morning gazing wistfully into the distance remembering a time when the Government didn’t seek to actively kill the population.
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