Man seriously considers thinking about washing his face mask
After a year of regular use, a man’s face mask might soon be due for a wash.
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Montagues and Capulets resume ancient feud as restrictions on two households mingling lifted.
Two households, both alike in dignity, are allowed to mingle in the pursuit of their ancient grudge from today.
White Witch curses Britain to ‘always winter and never the end of lockdown’
As snow falls over Britain today, the White Witch has claimed responsibility for covering the land in endless winter.
‘We are going to have to learn to live with the Conservative Party’ says Chris Whitty
Speaking at the latest government press briefing, public health supremo Professor Chis Whitty warned that society will just have to come to terms with the Tory Party, as it will be with us for many years to come.
