Eric Clapton urges caution on Covid-19 vaccine: “Sheriff should get shot but not deputy”
A red-faced man in his seventies has surprised no one by urging people to be wary of the Covid-19 vaccine and its side effects.
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Hay fever sufferer completely cured after being told to ‘try an antihistamine tablet’
A hay fever sufferer has been completely cured today after it was suggested that he try an antihistamine tablet in order to help with his symptoms.
Government to seek advice from Ian Brown before lockdown decision
Prime Minister Boris fucking Johnson is reportedly considering an extension to current lockdown restrictions, but is waiting for advice from Ian Brown before making a final decision.
Man still not ripped despite investing heavily in copy of Men’s Health
A man is baffled as to why he doesn’t have abs of steel over a week after purchasing a copy of Men’s Health magazine.
