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Brexit bus message updated to ‘We send the EU £350 million a week. Let’s fund a privatised American healthcare provider instead’

The infamous Brexit bus has had its message changed from ‘We send the EU £350 million a week. Let’s fund the NHS instead’ to ‘Let’s fund a privatised American healthcare insurance provider instead’.

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Scientists may one day discover cure for being Ann Widdecombe

Science may offer a cure for being Ann Widdecombe one day.

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Last person to use festival toilets clearly got something badly wrong with them

The last person to use these bogs has got something badly wrong with their guts, we can exclusively reveal.

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Missouri makes menstruation a crime after learning ovum could have been a child

As part of a growing trend in the southern US states to curtail the reproductive rights of women, the state of Missouri has criminalized having a period, after discovering that it was the discharge of a viable ovum.

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Alabama outlaws abortion in cases of incest because that’s about half their population

Almost half the population of Alabama could be affected if abortion in cases of inbreeding was legalised, reports have confirmed today.

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Donald Trump convinced Roe vs Wade was legendary 1970’s Wimbledon final

Roe vs Wade was an outstanding tennis match featuring Virginia Wade and someone called Roe, rather than an important piece of abortion legislature, according to Donald Trump.

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90 deaths per month would only be an issue if our ‘fit for work’ assessments were carried out by Jeremy Kyle, insists DWP

The Department for Work and Pensions has defended the latest figures which have shown 90 people a month die after being declared ‘fit for work’, insisting this would only be a problem if the assessments were carried out by Jeremy Kyle.

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