Ready Steady Cook legend Ainsley Harriott has been left at a complete loss after being given a bag with the ingredients that the government insists is enough for two weeks of lunches for a school-aged child.
A man has revealed today that he cannot continue to live under such strict draconian rules for much longer in England, whilst spending the afternoon wandering around Costco looking at OLED televisions.
Foreign travellers stupid enough to want to come to the UK may need to have their head examined for before being allowed entry, it has been revealed today.