Pro-vaxxer who caught Covid found alive and well
A prominent pro-vaxxer has today been found alive and well, much to the surprise of absolutely no one with any common sense.
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‘Plan B? We haven’t got a f*cking clue what plan A is’ confirms government
The government has revealed today that they may have to move immediately to their so-called ‘Plan B’ to deal with the pandemic this winter, because they haven’t got a fucking clue what plan A is, to be honest.
New Third World Covid plan includes hoping for the best and burying lots and lots of people
Following Britain’s announcement of its plans to manage Covid throughout the winter, the Third World has announced its own plans for Covid.
Government to delay announcement of any Christmas lockdowns, until everyone’s works Christmas party is booked
The government has revealed today that the announcement of any ‘last resort’ Christmas lockdowns will be delayed, at least until everyone’s work Christmas party has been booked.
