Morning-after pill not as cheap as keeping your legs shut, insists Boots
The morning-after delayed contraceptive pill is more expensive than keeping your legs together you filthy scrubber, it has emerged.
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Canadian official slowly turning to stone after touching the Queen
A top Canadian official is said to be ‘stable’ as he slowly turns to stone after touching the Queen at an official function yesterday.
Nobody living longer because why the hell would they want to
Left expectancy rises have ground to a halt because why would you want to prolong the misery of existence in today’s society, according to researchers.
Washing machines in the kitchen caused the plague, insists Kirstie Allsopp
Kirstie Allsopp has further enhanced her reputation as the enfant terrible of the world of white goods hygiene after she claimed that the bubonic plague began after a rubber seal went ‘all black and stinky’ on an early Hotpoint washing machine.
