Bothans bring health and safety in the workplace claim against Rebel Alliance
Families of Bothan spies have launched an eight-figure compensation claim against the Rebel Alliance after a series of workplace deaths.
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Britain’s coffee fans happy to drink any old shit, finds new study
British coffee drinkers can’t get enough of iced coffee drinks laced with human faeces, a study has found.
Regular coffee drinkers ‘should switch to Cocaine’ for morning boost
Coffee has probably stopped working if you’re drinking loads of it.
Jeremy Corbyn pledges milkshakes that will bring boys to *everybody’s* yard
The Labour leader has promised an end to Tory ‘I could teach you but I’ll have to charge’ by promising free tuition in milkshakes.
