Gap in premature death rate between North and South still not wide enough, insist Southerners
Northerners being 20% more likely to die prematurely than their Southern counterparts has been hailed as a ‘good start’ by Southerners.
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Mum bans all fun from household after spending 5 minutes reading parenting forum
Last week a 37-year-old mum of two visited an online parenting forum for weaning advice and has immediately banned any form of laughter, silliness or enjoyment from her children’s lives.
Jeremy Hunt announces 21,000 new NHS jobs to treat mental health problems he created
Jeremy Hunt has announced 21,000 new NHS posts to stem the flow of suicidal junior doctors.
Western civilisation wanking itself out of existence
Revelations that the sperm count of men in the West had dropped 60% over 40 years prompted fears that, should the trend continue, the spunk produced in OECD countries will soon only be useful as a mild adhesive.
