Tories offer you time off to care for your sick relatives so they won’t have to
The Tories will guarantee up to a year off work for people to care for sick relatives so that the Tories don’t have to do any actual ‘caring’ themselves.
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Murderous cyber-attack on the NHS linked to the Tory Party
Theresa May’s government is thought to be behind the latest attempt to cyber-fuck the NHS.
Government pledges to upgrade NHS ZX Spectrums to Commodore 64s
Following the cyber-attack on NHS systems, the Government has issued a pledge to upgrade the NHS’ computer systems from ZX Spectrums to more powerful Commodore 64s.
Concerned nation joins search for missing Jeremy Hunt
Concerned friends and relatives have asked for information on the whereabouts of Health Secretary Jeremy Hunt, who hasn’t been seen since Thursday.
