Diane Abbott pledges Labour will upgrade hospital IT systems to Windows nine and three quarters
Diane Abbott has pledged to upgrade the NHS’s existing IT systems to MS Windows 9.75 with sixty-twelve bits of RAM.
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Obesity epidemic amongst alt-right blamed on high calorie liberal tears
Liberal tears are very high in calories which is why everyone who drinks them is fucking enormous, dieticians have confirmed.
Tories offer you time off to care for your sick relatives so they won’t have to
The Tories will guarantee up to a year off work for people to care for sick relatives so that the Tories don’t have to do any actual ‘caring’ themselves.
Murderous cyber-attack on the NHS linked to the Tory Party
Theresa May’s government is thought to be behind the latest attempt to cyber-fuck the NHS.
