Health

Jeremy Hunt’s own mother genuinely baffled as to how he has kept his job

Jeremy Hunt has not only retained his role as Health Secretary but has managed to extend his remit to cover social care, much to the bemusement even of the people who actually like him.

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Any adult thick enough to want to eat a Tide Pod encouraged to do so

If you’re the sort of grown adult that wants to eat a small tablet of washing powder, then you should just crack on.

Government responds to NHS crisis with emergency deployment of half-arsed apologies

As the winter crisis in the NHS worsens, the government declared that it would provide an unprecedented number of senior Tories delivering insincere excuses for the condition of the health service that they deliberately underfunded.

Gym worker watching New Year members wishing he’d paid attention during CPR training

Gym workers across the country have been referring to their first aid manuals ‘just in case’ following a deluge of new out-of-shape members at the start of this month.