Man takes compassionate leave after seeing infinity War
Simon Williams has told his employers he ‘doesn’t feel so good and doesn’t want to go to work” after seeing Infinity War at the local cinema last night.
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Huge tailbacks at Scottish/English border as minimum alcohol pricing comes into force
Lengthy queues of vans, LGVs and low-loaders are reported at the Scottish border this morning as minimum alcohol pricing comes into force.
Duchess of Cambridge sent home from maternity ward because all the beds are full and she’s barely even dilated
Catherine and the Duke of Cambridge travelled to hospital on Monday morning but were sent home again and told to come back in a few hours, as Catherine wasn’t ‘far enough along yet’.
Weather more likely to bring London to a standstill than terrorists, reports confirm
A nice sunny afternoon is more likely to put a Londoner off getting to work than someone directly trying to murder them, reports have confirmed today.
