Fifth of meat products found to contain traces of David Cameron
Almost a fifth of the meat you are putting in your mouth may contain DNA from David Cameron, according to a new analysis of the products in our food chain.
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Kids should use old fashioned speed and cocaine for energy, insists government
Drug dealers lauded the government’s initiative to give their industry a much-needed boost by eliminating the competition from energy drinks giants.
‘I’m a runner NOT a jogger’ fumes indignant jogger
A highly irate man who self-identifies as a ‘runner’ has caused a workplace ruckus by storming out of the tearoom after someone asked if he ‘was still doing the jogging’.
Steamed vaginas ‘not a food’ confirms Wellness clinic
A Wellness clinic has been forced to clarify that steamed vaginas are not a food but are, in fact, a treatment.
