Avocado hoping to spend National Avocado Day being celebrated meets horrific end dissolved in stomach acid
Avocados have been left bitterly disappointed after learning that National Avocado Day is in fact bad news for all of them.
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Millions report to their GP with symptoms of whatever it is that is treated with weed
Doctor’s surgeries have this morning been inundated with patients who feel a touch of whatever it is that can be treated with medicinal cannabis coming on.
Dr Legg forced out of retirement by NHS staff shortages
A 92-year-old East End doctor has been forced back to work to meet chronic shortages within the NHS.
Government pledges ‘adequate supplies’ of red sarcophagus liquid in event of no-deal Brexit
There will be sufficient red sarcophagus liquid for every man, woman and child in Britain after a ‘no-deal’ Brexit, the government has reassured the nation today.
