Man determined to challenge hypothesis that ‘Man can not live on Easter Eggs alone’
Despite it being three full days since Easter, Simon Williams has still yet to eat anything other than Easter eggs.
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Duchess of Sussex sent home from maternity ward because all the beds are full and she’s barely even dilated
Meghan and the Duke of Sussex travelled to the hospital on Wednesday morning but were sent home again and told to come back in a few hours, as Meghan wasn’t ‘far enough along yet’.
Man slammed for having an emotion
A man who felt something whilst watching the new Star Wars trailer has been condemned for not repressing the emotion deep in his psyche in an attempt to deny its existence.
Poo particles appalled to find themselves living on your manky old toothbrush
After toothbrush scientists revealed that most toothbrushes are riddled with shit, poo particles announced they are disgusted by the findings.
