Cat’s enticingly furry tummy actually a terrible trap
A cat lying on its back enticing you to nuzzle its lovely, fuzzy tummy is actually luring you into a trap, according to reports today.
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New case of Mad Cow disease detected after Scottish heifer insists no-deal Brexit is a ‘fantastic idea’
A new case of mad cow disease has been confirmed after the animal in question mooed in favour of a no-deal Brexit.
Canada legalises marijuana to help them cope with living next to America
Canadian Prime Minister Trudeau says his new domestic policy will be to get baked and wait for the neighbours to their south to chill out a bit.
Under-25s turning their backs on pissing a tiny disposable income up the wall
It’s been revealed that many under-25s are now teetotal, not due to any particular desire for abstinence, but because their meagre incomes can’t be wasted pissing money up the wall.
