COP26 progress already completely reversed by next door’s Christmas lights
The small amount of progress the COP26 conference made towards minimising climate change has now been totally negated by your neighbour’s festive lights.
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Sir David Attenborough finally ready to retire after seeing every living species have a shag
After a lifetime of observing the mating rituals of various birds and animals across the planet, Sir David Attenborough is now ready to hang up the binoculars.
Zero emissions deadline set for when everyone accountable will be comfortably dead
An agreement is currently being drafted at the COP26 summit, which will be read thoroughly before being comprehensively ignored.
COP26 delegates reach historic agreement to turn that bloody light off if you’re not in there
The delegates at COP26 have announced that they have reached an agreement to all turn that bloody light off if you’re not in there anymore.
