Man who dropped his shopping on the pavement discovers he’s cooked dinner
A man carrying his shopping home has discovered his dinner is cooked after dropping it on the pavement for a few moments.
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No sanction for BBC’s Carol Kirkwood over ‘hot as f*ck’ weather forecast
The BBC has announced that there will be no punishment for popular weather presenter Carol Kirkwood’s use of the phrase ‘hot as fuck.’
Wife reluctantly concedes to changing spring duvet to summer duvet
A wife from Chelmsford, Essex has finally admitted that the time may be right to change from the spring duvet to the summer one.
Man completely unaware he will one day look back fondly at how cool the temperature was in the summer of 2022
A man is today complaining about the heat, apparently unaware that in years to come he will look back fondly to the summer of 2022 and how temperate the weather was back then.
