As millions of turds find themselves floating around the nations beaches, many have questioned how this can be legal but you can get a fine for leaving a single dog turd in a disused field.
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A further three children’s bodies have been recovered from the chocolate river in Willy Wonka’s factory, after drought conditions led to the levels dropping so far they revealed the riverbed.
Scientists have been urged to put their brainpower to something more critical than the long-term survival of the human race and to solve the mystery of the pillow that won’t stay cool during the night.
With drought now officially being declared in several regions of the UK, a man from the already drought affected south east county of Kent has told how he had to make an arduous journey over several metres of carpet and laminate flooring in search of water. 32-year-old Simon Williams from Sittingbourne, made the gruelling trek
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