Labour accuses pigeons of attempting a soft coo
Senior figures in the Labour Party have accused the pigeons on their windowsill of attempting a soft coo against Jeremy Corbyn.
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Woman successfully offsets huge carbon footprint by sharing climate change article on Facebook
A woman who drives to the shops in a spotless 4×4 that has never left central London has successfully offset her vast carbon footprint by sharing a harshly worded Facebook link about climate change deniers, it was confirmed last night.
Fairies fail to remove broken washing machine left by the side of the road
The fairies have inexplicably failed to take away an old washing machine left on the street.
Just hand over the bread and there won’t be any trouble, say geese
Put the bread on the ground and back away slowly, geese have confirmed today.
