Trump pulls out of Round Earth accord
Donald Trump has today withdrawn the United States from an international accord agreeing that the world isn’t flat.
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Thrushes demand vaginal infections be renamed ‘Danny Dyer’
Songbirds have demanded vaginal infections be renamed after Danny Dyer as he’s an irritating c***.
Human race encouraged to enjoy their final Easter free from crippling radiation poisoning
Political and religious leaders worldwide are urging every human being to make the most of the last Easter they will experience before the inevitable and devastating nuclear war between North Korea and the United States.
Jabba the Hutt denies sexual harassment charge
Businessman, commenter and media personality Jabba the Hutt has denied allegations of sexual harassment against Princess Leia this afternoon.
