Jeremy Clarkson to be 100% electric by 2040
The government has announced that by 2040 Jeremy Clarkson will be 100% electric in a bid to tackle harmful pollutants.
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Great Outdoors to be rebranded ‘Outdoors’
A recent study has found that most people no longer consider the Great Outdoors to be in any way ‘great’ and accordingly, it is to be rebranded ‘Outdoors’ to reflect this new attitude.
Iceberg now free to negotiate trade deals with the entire world
An iceberg the size of Wales which broke away from Antarctica today is keen to pursue a trade deal with South Georgia, it has announced.
Britain more worried about flying ants than potential terrorists
Britain has issued a critical flying ant warning, whilst downgrading the terror alert to ‘meh’.
