Environment

Boris Johnson reveals he is ‘almost at the end of the line’ with his climate change analogies

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Boris Johnson has revealed he is almost at the end of the line now, and close to checkmate, with his vast array of climate change analogies used so far during the COP26 climate change summit.

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COP26 rebrands ‘Climate Change’ as ‘Naked Climate Change’ to promote greater climate engagement

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The COP26 delegates have agreed to a radical new proposal to rebrand ‘Climate Change’ as ‘Naked Climate Change’ in order to generate greater public interest.

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Prince Andrew left confused after Queen tells people to ‘think about the children’

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Prince Andrew left confused after Queen tells people to ‘think about the children’

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Boris Johnson welcomes COP26 delegates with cheap internal flights to see future coal mine

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Delegates arriving in Glasgow to discuss how to combat climate change, will be delighted to take our untaxed internal flights to visit the new coal mines or offshore oil fields we are ploughing money into, says UK government.

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Pope to hold urgent meeting with Mother Nature on climate change after God says ‘No’

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The Pope is set to hold talks with Mother Nature this week to discuss climate change.

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Queen bows out of COP26 after revealing she’s the Stig

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The Queen won’t be going to COP26 because she’s a petrolhead who thinks it’s all a load of bollocks.

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Government performs further U-turn on willingness to perform U-turns

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The government has announced a U-turn in its willingness to perform U-turns, before insisting there will be no more U-turns after their latest U-turn.

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Government hails fishing-rights victory over France as Britain’s seas now teeming with ‘brown trout’

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The fallout from a number of Tory MPs voting against an amendment to the Environment Bill which sought to prevent raw effluent from being pumped into our seas and waterways has been hailed as a ‘victory’ by the UK government, as French fishermen are now avoiding our coastline like the plague. Or, dysentery.

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Tories to dump sewage into council swimming pools

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Local Authority swimming baths are to become depositories for all the nasty things you flush down your toilet.

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Outcry as sewage at British beaches contaminated by seawater

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Good honest British sewage is being contaminated by possibly foreign seawater on beaches up and down the land, according to reports today.

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