Environment

We’re still ‘Green’ because of that week Michael Gove gave up disposable cups, insists government

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The government has countered accusations that they were betraying their eco-friendly credentials by supporting a third runway at Heathrow, by highlighting the many times Environment Secretary Michael Gove reused a coffee cup and got angry at plastic straws. Simon Williams, the senior policy advisor to Michael Gove, was adamant that there was nothing hypocritical in […]

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Loathsome EU bastards determined to deprive hardworking Brits of dirty air

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Meddling eurocrats are seeking to clean the air inside the UK in the latest display of their frightening power.

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Man decides it’s easier to be climate change denier than waste his life washing out food containers

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A man has decided it’s easier to become a climate change denier than spend 90% of his free time scrubbing out the remnants of an M&S Broccoli Cheese or Waitrose Cannelloni in order to recycle them.

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Discarded Morrissey albums ‘a greater environmental catastrophe’ than plastic bottles

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Morrissey records thrown out in disgust by the general public are posing a greater hazard to the marine ecosystem than empty bottles of Fanta, it has emerged.

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Man happy paying £1.50 for stuff that comes free from the tap furious at paying 10p for bottle it comes in

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People who don’t think twice about paying £1.50 for a bottle of water that would have cost them a fraction of a penny if it came from their tap, are today losing their shit at plans to charge them ten pence for the bottle it comes in.

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Hibernating bear definitely having a better time of it than you

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A bear who has spent the last three months asleep in a cave with some honey and a back scratcher has had a nicer time than you, it has confirmed.

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Plastic derides Britain’s half-arsed attempts to manage without it

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The current move to ‘deplastify’ daily life because a weird combination of David Attenborough and the Daily Mail told us to is a load of old bollocks, it has emerged.

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Donald Trump claims global warming is a hoax after aide forgets to put heating on

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US President Donald Trump has insisted global warming is a hoax after a member of his support staff turned down the thermostat in his Mar-a-Lago suite.

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Panda refused to share flight with Margaret Thatcher

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A panda once refused to share a flight to the United States with British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, newly released National Archives files have revealed.

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Elephants legalise the squishing of wealthy thrill-killing arseholes

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The African Pachyderm Organisation stunned conservationists by ending a long-standing moratorium on the crushing of rich tossers who think slaughtering rare wildlife somehow makes up for the loveless pantomime that is their life.

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