Badger fancies its chances against UKIP leader
After hearing that new UKIP leader Henry Bolton thinks he could kill a badger with his bare hands, badgers everywhere have suggested they fancy their chances.
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Government demands weather forecasters should make their storm warnings more patriotic and optimistic
The British government have told meteorologists to simply think more positively and optimistically when issuing forecasts ahead of an impending storm.
Hurricane Ophelia will kill us all, insists Michael Fish
Michael Fish has stepped out of retirement to issue a serious warning about hurricane Ophelia.
Donald Trump promotes US energy production through burning of exciting new substance called ‘coal’
After learning about a revolutionary new energy source called coal, Donald Trump is reportedly keen to promote its use through taxpayer subsidies.
